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Q: Why are letter As like flowers?
A: Because Bs come after them.
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailor.
Q: How does a bee get to school?
A: On a buzz.
Q: Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?
A: She kept running away from the ball.
Q: What is the biggest ant in the whole wide world?
A: The gi-ant, of course.
Q: What makes fish so different than a piano?
A: You can't tun-a fish, but you can tune a piano.
Q: Out of all sports, which one would a baby be good at?
A: Basketball, because a baby is very good at dribbling.
Q: When is a stick like a king?
A: When it's like a ruler.
Q: Why did a lady put lipstick on her forehead instead of her lips?
A: Because she wanted to make up her mind.
Q: What three keys won't open any kind of door.
A: A don-key, a mon-key, and a tur-key.
THE MOST "JOKEFULLY" JOKES AROUND!
The lettuce kept busy all day and everyday. Every where it looked it kept seeing the celery. One day the lettuce got so fed up, and told the celery to stop stalking it.
A bank customer asked the banker about a special loan called the "B-Loan".
The banker responded to the customer, if you want to be alone, then you should have stayed at home by yourself today.
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